If you read this "Replay Friday With A Different Ending" poem, would you get caught off guard?

What is this? I offer 5 stars to Lizzy, 4 to Damsy and 3 to Neon. You get 2! Gaea is a noble Lady of Titan ancestry and she gives us all nice places to go, oceans to swim, beans, chicken and cats. Many cats! Ha! She is not a witch (w=b). Gaea = Earth. They are one entity. Who is Olly? OLYMPUS? Did she say that? I will ask my Pythias! Lizzy (#1). Did she say that? Damsy! Did she? Comet Haley has nothing to do with your Universal omelet. Heheheheeee. I am glad you are not making me eggs over easy. They would end up scrambled! Ha! Ha! Ha! (How come I like Everything you write??? Do you throw a spell in the air?) I will desperately fall in love with you, and then I 'll start ordering you here and there to write MY style of poetry. Fausto's waltz, maybe?)